May 2012
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priscillablair:
I’m just in love with Jorma.
Did you know it’s pronounced TUH-CONE-NEY?!
I didn’t. I’d been saying it wrong for yeeeears.
April 2012
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johngray replied to your photo: Sunday nap time with Frankie.
How upset would you be if I stole Frankie?
ISN’T HE THE BEST?!
*I* wanna steal him! He’s technically my stepbrother’s dog, so I have no right to take him with me when/if I move to Austin in the near future. :(
Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our...
– Sex and the City (via barebackcontessa)
Someone told me I looked like Adele today.
Some girl I work with. And I know I should be flattered by that.. but, we all know first thought is “wait, adele’s fat,” because that’s like what people associate with her, aside from her singing voice obvi.. but she wasn’t talking about my talent reminding her of Adele.
What’s funny is when she first told me, it was her FRIENDS who thought that. Then once I...
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squishfacedogs.com →
my new favorite tumblr.
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teaforonesvp replied to your post: Does this not seem ridiculous to anyone else?!
Those are ridiculous requirements…
THANK YOU
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listenupfives replied to your post: Does this not seem ridiculous to anyone else?!
the hell???
Right?! Tell me I’m not crazy for thinking that’s too much too ask.
I mean, obviously it’s not, because they find fucking trust fund kids who are more than willing to meet all their insane requirements.
I am NEVER going to find a job in television.
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Does this not seem ridiculous to anyone else?!
In order to get an UNPAID internship at [redacted] TV Network, you have to already have PREVIOUS internship experience AS WELL AS previous work experience in a related field.
NOT TO MENTION expect to live in L.A., the most expensive city in the country, with no income for three months. And no public transportation with which to get you to said internship.
Oh AND be able to receive college credit...
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HOW DO I MANAGE TO FORGET ABOUT MAD MEN EVERY...
Thank you, Sidereel.com.
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It’s a rare thing that I love a Community episode.
But I love Donald Glover. And scenes in which he’s crying.
This is some simulated version of Troy after being injected with “truth serum” and it CRACKED ME UP
I love butt stuff
I hate spiders
I stole a pen from the bank
I cried during About A Boy.. the soundtrack..
I don’t wash my hands before a surgery
I can...
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yesiamanamishdancer:
the soaking wet killer. kristen wiig’s first sketch on SNL
I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife…Come on now, that doesn’t even...
– Kanye West, denying he ever called new love Kim Kardashian “his Beyonce,” in an exclusive statement to Us (via usweekly)
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inothernews:
HBO’s The Newsroom is looking damned good.
Ok, this is nOT what I thought this was gonna be.
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Nope. Shut it down, dude. →
listenupfives:
19 Tips for Females in 2012…written by not a female.
Apart from a horrific overuse of commas and a 1996 Comedy Central special view of ladies, here are some highlights from this timely little piece.
“Don’t take advice or listen to the hardships of being an independent, single woman from a rich musician (married to an even wealthier man)…I’m specifically referring to...
inothernews:
Defying bedtime to watch Mad Men.
I CANNOT handle Titanic gifs right now you guys!
I’m crying actual real tears for GIFS right now y’all.
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