SKYLER ELIZABETH: Archive

My Thoughts on New Year's

welcometoross: As told by VeryMaryKate. New Year’s is nothing special, just some random night that always turns out being boring and lame. I am tired and just want to go to sleep. When people talk about their amazing plans for tonight I want to kill them. HAPPY NEW YEAR, y’all!

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Dec 29th

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You know, I actually enjoyed listening to "Just...

by Bruno Mars, until I saw the video. Now it’s no wonder why he thinks she looks “amazing amazing” just the way she is, uhhh she’s perfect. I liked it better in my head, when the girl had some imperfections and he liked her anyway. Bridget Jones-style. ANY guy would like this girl just the way she is. Gimme a break.

Dec 29th

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I laughed when I read the transcript of this speech when she gave it back in November. But I laughed even harder hearing her brilliant delivery of it now.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Taking a vacation from the vacation..

We got back from Disney World yesterday, and I’ve already watched: Three episodes of Battlestar Galactica [season 1] Clint Eastwood’s “Fistful of Dollars” Onto more BSG, and the rest of the Clint Eastwood western trilogy. Plus a Toy Story marathon is soon to come.

Dec 28th

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Dec 25th

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Want List

‘Tis the Season.. Faux Fur Trapper Hat, preferably in a large size to fit my gargantuan melon-head. Frilly Anthropologie Apron. Either Amy Sedaris Book. David Sedaris’ Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk audiobook A Hot Tools 2” Curling Iron

Dec 21st

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Christmas Crafts

1. Ornament Wreath 2. Yarn Wreath 3. Oversized [construction paper] strung ‘lights’

Dec 21st

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Wendy Williams: You don't have any tattoos?

Kim Kardashian: Honey, would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley?

Dec 21st

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Dec 19th

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“Ohhhhh my gosh! We were at the coolest water park/lake in the world in my dream...”

– Text from friend Raymie Jo

Dec 12th

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“If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid and...”

– Chelsea Handler

Dec 11th

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Dec 11th

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verticalsoftrees: This video is great - Chelsea more so than Kathy, but it’s still great. She’s a smart lady. Reblog to watch later. I love these two ladies.

Dec 10th

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jackiejormpjomp: esantana:repsychledgoodz: Monster (video snippet) | Kanye + some … the video itself looks like it might be beautiful and mindbending like pretty much everything Kanye has done this year. It’s just getting kind of hard to enjoy most hip hop when you’re looking out for the well being of your fellow estrogen shawties. WOAHHH. (*Tom Haverford voice*) I did not have...

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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Finally found the fur hat

But it was the $30. Couldn’t do it.

Dec 9th

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What I ended up finding..

Instead of a sweater dress: $12 from wal-mart. I don’t ever plan to wear the sash around my hips though. Looks good with a brown leather belt at my natural waist.

Dec 9th

Hair Hobbyist Post.

Want done by at least 2012.

Dec 9th

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“I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in...”

– George Costanza

Dec 8th

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“Sometimes I feel bad about being so materialistic. But then I look at all my...”

– College roommate Ashley Because, really? What’s better than coming home from a craptacular day to look at pretty stuff online? Pretty much nothing. (via lizlemon)

Dec 8th