January 2010
“See, Wuthering Heights was my favorite book! So I was turned on by Heathcliffs...”
– Mom
December 2009
Watchjakeandamir:
Amir’s Haircut
Um, swoon at Jake singing, amirite guys?!
“Boy, I got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals.”
– Butch Cassidy
Crimes committed by Ferris Bueller during his Day... →
(via peterwknox:rocketboom:mikeharkness)
A list of crimes committed by Ferris Bueller along with each crime’s corresponding entry in the Illinois State, County or Municipal penal code.
Caught this on TMC earlier today and started tallying em up in my head without even realizing. Gotta love a bad boy.
I have to delete my texts manually...
welcometoross:
…because my phone sucks.
Anyways, it is like going through the highs and lows of my life for the past few months. A lot of funny ones and a lot of ones I wish I could forget. Hopefully deleting them helps that.
Been there.
AT&T Commercial
Hannah: Look at Luke Wilson not being hot.
Me: What's wrong with his face?!
Hannah: UGH IT HURTS!
Twitter
Me: Turns out I like my men inconsiderate and unavailable.
Jacqueline: I feel like that needs to be tweeted.
Cynthia Woods Mitchell dies at 87 - Conroe Courier... →
clarkdebonair:
Rest in Peace, CWM.
“You look like a rockstar.”
– Hannah to me today. Definitely rockin’ THIS look again. Holla!
WatchFelix on Christmas Eve being all rambunctious. This is nothing compared to Christmas morning after a healthy helping of cat nip!
“I love Juliet’s face when she finds out the baby is Ethan.”
– Example of a reference Hannah spurts out whilst watching LOST on her computer that I don’t get.
“Film critics said I gave a voice to the fear we all have: that we will reach a...”
– Anne Bancroft on playing Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate.
“Aww even monsters are cute when they’re babies!”
– Old Man in ‘A Muppet Family Christmas’ Movie, while watching the Muppet’s home christmas videos
Happy Holidays!
jakeandamir:
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Great picture.
“Aren’t you guys just having the best time??”
– Hannah’s holiday slogan
“wondering if my expectations of my boyfriends technological communication...”
– kamerakrystal - it’s kinda sad but that really is kind of a dealbreaker these days. If your man’s a caveman when it comes to Facebook, Twitter, even EMAIL?! How are you supposed to casually keep in touch during the day when texting gets old?
Watchthedailywhat:via
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon: Jimmy and The Muppets perform a permasmile-inducing rendition of “The 12 Days of Christmas,” accompanied by The Roots and the incessant squeeing of your inner-child.
LAUGHING OUT LOUD at Fozzie Bear over here.