December 2008
Peeve: People who fish for compliments by singing...
Favorite Rom-Coms...
ameliamagritte:
“The Notebook,” “Definitely, Maybe,” “Hitch,” and “Keeping The Faith.”
HOW is “The Notebook” a Romantic Comedy? Name me ONE funny moment from that movie! REAL rom-coms include:
“Notting Hill,” “Knocked Up,” “The Princess Bride,” “Never Been Kissed,” and “Wedding Crashers.” Just to name a few..
I have decided today will be a day of rest
seriouslythough:
On the schedule:
Sleep until 1pm (check)
Some light reading
The Usual Suspects
Groundhog Day
The Savages
JELZ.
My day:
Sleep till 2pm
Eat lunch
Surf the web till work
Work 5:45-midnight
Being sick on Christmas sucks
Me: What happened last night?
Mom: You passed out on the couch while we were playing with the Wii
Me: How'd I get upstairs?
Mom: I woke you up to go get in bed and you kept saying something about going to your work-party..
Me: Oh yeahhh.
Mom: And before you crashed you said, "if you keep waking me up I'll never be able to get back to sleep!"
Me: Oh. Sorry bout that..
3 Smart Things About Sleeping Late
via: danhacker:talby:expectoomuch:
1. You may need more sleep than you think.
Research by Henry Ford Hospital Sleep Disorders Center found that people who slept eight hours and then claimed they were “well rested” actually performed better and were more alert if they slept another two hours. That figures. Until the invention of the lightbulb (damn you, Edison!), the average person slumbered 10...
Celebrity
Mom: I think you care too much about celebrities.
Me: What?
Mom: You're obsessed with the internet.
Me: What? No I'm not. I don't need an iPhone like Dane.. I just check my e-mail every so often.
Mom: You're always blogging.. and not about just you.. a lot about celebrities.
Me: Just the ones I like..
Mom: Here, read this quote I found [by a celebrity]
Mom: Alec Baldwin: "Why does everything have to be about celebrities and negative and showing people's problems? This person's butt is too big. Here, we snuck some shots of this woman on vacation at the beach. Look how this one wears her hair, see what brand of handbag that one uses.. we need to focus on the things that matter and not what doesn't matter. And entertainment has become like this opiate that keep us from focusing on what is real. Who cares if some actress' ass looks too big at the Oscars? Do you really care? Does it really matter in the grand scheme of things? No. It is shallow, superficial, it is not life. It is escaping from life.""
Me: I think it's kind of hypocritical that while saying this, he's on Larry King plugging his book he wrote about himself..
Mom: (pause) I see your point.
I also get pissed when people call one dollar...
Pet peeve: When people refer to Saturday Night...
shiningstar:
I guess technically ‘skit’ is ok to use in reference to sketch comedy, but it just sounds wrong. To me a skit is something you put together for church, vacation bible school, or in elementary school for a project. A sketch, on the other hand, is something written, produced, and performed by comedy pros, not amateurs.
“Skits are when the football team dresses up as...
rossgreenberg:
I will be in Mexico with my family until January 9th. I might be able to get on a computer once or twice to post updates…we will have to see.
Have a happy holiday everyone and a happy new year! See you in 2009!
I was in Mexico for New Years last year!! Have fun Ross!!
Oprah, sometimes you're right, but this time...
moamy:
I’ve actually been tipping more since I imagine they’re getting fewer customers and smaller tips from those customers.
If you can’t tip properly, then you can’t afford to go out. Sorry, but it’s the truth. You think 5 bucks is too much for beer? Then go to the liquor store, and buy a six-pack, save the money, and stay home. Nothing wrong with that. But to go out and NOT TIP because you...
“What?????!!!! Is Oprah freaking kidding me? Does she NOT realize that those of...”
– My sister, a server, freaked out when I told her that on Oprah’s “Financial Crisis 101” show, the big “O” told the audience to tip only 10% in order to save money. (via jackieheartsb) Seriously. If you can’t afford to tip, DONT GO OUT.
Funny Business
Me: anyway my point is i dont need to change or 'relax' bc im being who i am, as is he
L: Ok. As long as there isn't any funny business
Me: haha with who?
L: para me
Me: youre already bragging about fictional funny business in the middle of the ob kitchen
L: well thats just plain funny
Me: I think you and I have diff definitions of that word
L: definitely
It's already 2AM?! When did THAT happen??
“It’s Beginning To Look Like Christmas” - Bing...
“Winter Wonderland” - Louis Armstrong
via:...
“Last Christmas” - Wham!
via:...
My sister has much funnier convos than me
Eclairs
Dane: what the
Dane: you're still in school?!!?!?!
Dane: that sucks
Hannah: Tomorrow's the last day
Hannah: then PARRISSS
Dane: WOWZERS JOWZERS
Dane: eat an eclair for me
Hannah: lolz gross they have so much better food than that over there
Hannah: eclairs are like the bottom of the food chain over there
Dane: eclairs, man
Dane: that's the money
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Hannah: i'm on the dance competition episode
Dane: hannah
Dane: Is that the uh.. fiancée?
Hannah: yeah?
Dane: nicee
Dane: oh
Dane: you mean you're watching it?
Hannah: yeahhh
Dane: i thought you meant you were IN it
Dane: meaning a character was named hannah
Dane: PAUSE IT
Dane: i'll watch it too
Hannah: why do i have to pause it?
Dane: what season ep is it
Dane: SO I CAN WATCH IT
Dane: wtf
Hannah: season 3
Hannah: ep15
Dane: what min/sec are you
Hannah: 16:22
Dane: ok
Dane: be there in one
Dane: sec
Dane: lit
Dane: er
Dane: all
Dane: y
Dane: one
Dane: more
Dane: sec
Dane: hand
Hannah: haha ok..
Dane: i
Dane: am
Dane: going..
Dane: ok
Dane: unpause
Hannah: k
Dane: omg the waitress' face
Dane: lulz lulz lulz
How 'Heart'warming
Dad: Dane told me he filmed a couple more commercials.
Hannah: oh yeah, what for?
Hannah: HEB?
Dad: No, I'm not sure, I haven't seen them yet.
Dad: Also, I think he has the rough draft finished of his new movie :)
Hannah: Hearts? The preview looks so cool
Dad: Yes, I think he has finished it, but hasn't polished it up yet.
Dad: Or edited it
Hannah: Yeah, probably
Dad: I still think Dane should move to California and get a job out there with one of the big studios.
Hannah: yeah but he just wasn't feeling it
Dad: Oh well, I think Dane will make it as a filmmaker, no matter what. I've got faith in him.
Hannah: Me too. He's the best.
Asterisks
Dad: I just checked the weather in Paris. Forecast calls for a high of 49 and a low of 31. Is there a degree icon on the keyboard?
Hannah: haha no i don't think so
Hannah: you could use an asterix
Dad: Could I have just said 49*?
Hannah: isn't there like an Asterixland in paris?
Hannah: like the cartoon character
Hannah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asterix
Dad: I don't know what that is
Dad: We are going to have our hands full with Tour Eiffel, Louvre, Notre Dame, Sewers, Catacombs, Versailles, and maybe even a train trip to Normandy.
Hannah: alright.. sounds good
Comedy Gold
Dad: Don't forget, only one suitcase and one carry on
Hannah: yeah, I know
Dad: Good girl
Hannah: been through this process
Dad: Oh, excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!
Hannah: haha
Dad: I'm so funny.
i'm already coloring with you... what more do you...
nephew: are you watching tv?
me: not really
nephew: can i change it?
me: what channel?
nephew: disney
me: no
Talkin' to Dad about the Paris trip (2 more days!)
Dad: I'm thinking that we may tour the sewers and the catacombs.
Dad: Whattya think?
me: woooo that sounds awesome
Dad: Are you just kidding?
me: no, seriously
me: isn't that where Phantom lives?
Dad: No, he lives in the bowels of the Paris Opera House.
Dad: We can go there too!
Possible Summer Internship Locations
Aruba
Bar Harbor
Cancun
Cozumel
Grand Cayman
Hilton Head
Hyannis, Massachusetts
Juneau
Kauai
Key West
Kona
Mazatlan
Monterey
Myrtle Beach
Old Orchard Beach
Puerto Rico
Sitka, Alaska
Skagway
Solvang
St. Maarten
St. Thomas - Grand Galleria
Virginia Beach
You're really cute if
hannahhurt:
you judge your jackets by their book-sized pockets.
I’m looking at you, peterwknox.
Dear Saturday Night Live: Hire Justin Timberlake →
Please, Saturday Night Live, hire Justin Timberlake. The possibility is so exciting, I might just… well, you know. (via erinstyles)
SNL's Seth Meyers: The Power of Fun →
This fall, Saturday Night Live earned critical acclaim and millions more viewers for its election coverage—and even had a real impact on voters. So where in the world can head writer Seth Meyers go from there?
Need to go to the bank and walmart..
But I haven’t gone to sleep yet. Do I go? Or do I sleep?
Christmas Parade
Hannah: Did you know the Disney Christmas Parade is on tv every christmas?
Me: Yeah but it's all fake. It's celebs and regis and blah. None of the people get to do their actual stuff or get to even be in it. I was snubbed the year I was there .. And Aaron had to do Toy Soldier instead of Goofy, etc..
Hannah: Lolz kelly watches it every year and is obsessed with it
