Exchange between me, my roommate and my roommate’s hot gay best friend - who is so not into me. (He lives in our same building)

Thank you! I get so annoyed with all those self-proclaimed Meredith Greys and Cristina Yangs of the world. Stop trying to be ‘different’ and tell people you’re so not into romance or weddings. You’re annoying. We know you love it too just admit itt.

They can just not keep it together during Scared Straight.

This is my day, so uh I bought it from the government. It’s National Penelope Day in 14 countries. The children celebrate it by running into the streets. The post office is closed, but I still get my mail.

Weekend Update was kind of a total gold-mine this week. Seth’s adorableness might’ve been what won me over on this one, but srsly, how precious is he?!

Sarah Mclachlan: Seth, all the dogs you are about to see are dead. Or about to die.
Seth: Nnno! Don’t show the dogs!!
Sarah: [sings] This dog’s house is in foreclosure. [far away from here..]
Seth: Ugh I hate these commercials!
Sarah: This dog is a single mother.
Seth: Whaat?
Sarah: [sings]
Seth: I for real broke my hand last year trying to get to the remote to change the channel during this commercial.
Sarah: This dog committed dog suicide. [sings]
Seth: Uggh these commercials are the worst!
Sarah: There is nothing wrong with this dog
Seth: Oh, oh good
Sara: Except that he was molested, by this dog.
Seth: Nooo.

This swine fever is contagious!!

I’m not the biggest fan of commercial parodies, but Bobby had me crackin’ up in this one.

missashleyjheidler:

elizabethanne:

Taylor Swift did a great job hosting SNL last night.  Her monologue was great.

i thoroughly enjoyed this.

AGREEEED.

When I’d heard Matthew Morrison, aka Mr. Schuster, had been in the original cast of Hairspray I assumed Corny Collins. My bad.

Kevin McHale aka Artie from Glee was the Pizza by Alfredo’s Delivery boy that Michael Scott kidnaps on The Office “Launch Party” episode!!

Don’t want to give away too many spoilers for those like Hannah who aren’t in Eastern or Central time, and idk if my expectations have just been lowered over this past season, but I just wanna say: So far? SO GOOD.